There's a party in my tummy...

I'm tired, having mood swings, constantly hungry and if I don't eat I feel sick.
My backs sore, i've thrown up and now my pants are getting tighter.

Hi, my name is Evan and i'm a Sympathetic.

All is well here, Kelly is at least keeping 73.4% of her food down and is eating vegetables.
If you didn't know, Kelly and I had turned our diet Vegetarian, much to the scorn of our friends, before the start of this year.
The way things of this nature work is that once Kelly had a feeling she was pregnant, she was suddenly turned off all those vegetarian meals we had perfected and proceeded to launch herself at anything vaguely moving to get a piece.
For awhile, I tried to stick to my diet (not the losing weight kind) while Kelly rendered limbs, and this led to my having to eat in a seperate room.
But, you know pregnant women and those crafty noses. I, of course, had to follow suit lest Kelly's laid out dinner become a spread.
Will we go back, who knows. I for one like tofu (not plain, yuck).
Right now, it's all about getting the food in and keeping it there.
Once we've fixed that lock, we can be a bit more choosey about the guests.

Hello Tacos, it's great tostida...
Hay Chips, I see you've brought Gravy, come on in...
Alright Cheese, work it, yoghurt Girl!
Don't Choc 'till you get enough...

Evan go sleep now.